Wayne the Bogan Assassin
Mark WillHe cruises suburbia in his '71 Falcon GT with his best mate Trev and girlfiend Sharyn. He's armed only with an unwashed mullet, utility flanno and a dated collection of Cold Chisel tapes that are used as Ninja-throwing-stars. His aim - to keep the streets free of latte-sipping IT Consultants, Vespa-riders and to terrorise Bank Managers whenever he sees them with the Falcon's 'La cocaracha' air horn.
This summer smells like Brut 33, it's time to meet...
With special guest
Russell Crowe as Wayne, Eric Bana as Trev, Toni Collette as Sharyn & Bryan Brown as Wayne's Dad
If you only see one film this summer do what Wayne, Trev and Sharyn did - see 'Lord of the Rings' and talk, belch, fart, generally be unruly and ruin the movie experience for everyone else because "it's shit!"
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